The Daily Beaver

Evil Mustache

Bill 'Red' Wood — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:33:33 +0000

Controversy continues in the facial hair crowd. No one can say for certain if the goatee replaced the handlebar mustache to signify ‘evil’, of if the handlebar mustache went away and the goatee just filled the vacuum.

Bruce Lee

Bill 'Red' Wood — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:21:54 +0000

Christopher in Pittsburgh wanted to see a Bruce Lee beaver, and this is what Bruce Lee said about the truth.

Black Box

Bill 'Red' Wood — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:06:51 +0000

Whatever this beaver is holding is having a huge impact on his mental health. What is do you suspect is behind the black box?

Cheetah

Bill 'Red' Wood — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 02:37:57 +0000

Mistaken for the Cheet from time to time, there is a beaver covered from head to toe in cheetah tattoos. It’s kinda freaky.

Exercise

Bill 'Red' Wood — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 12:37:40 +0000

Determination and perspiration go hand and glove for beavers. Their work ethic has carried into human culture as people in Oregon can be heard to say “I sweated a beaver pint” after a good workout at the gym.

First Date

Bill 'Red' Wood — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:22:51 +0000

Nervousness can manifest itself many different ways. But on first dates, you’ll find beavers chattering like a chipmunk. It doesn’t usually help the date.

Beaver Drops

Bill 'Red' Wood — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:29:28 +0000

Marketing is a vital component of any sale, and this especially true in the highly competitive world of breakfast cereal. So when beavers insisted that Beaver Drops was a good name and over rode their marketing company, they did themselves a huge disservice.

Lurking

Bill 'Red' Wood — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:25:46 +0000

Astonishingly stealthy, what you don’t know is that right now, behind you, a beaver is lurking.

Broken Heart

Bill 'Red' Wood — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:22:24 +0000

Valentine’s Day may mean something to many beavers, but there are those beavers who are all alone. And nothing is more sad than a crying beaver.

Morgan Freeman

Bill 'Red' Wood — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:05:56 +0000

Seminal actor Morgan Freeman has his own meme, and one good meme deserves another.