Confiscated booty belongs in a safe place, and for beaver pirates, that means putting mulch into the treasure chest. Don’t set off a pirate beaver, or your lawn will suffer.

Pittsburgh is the city of hard working, studious, energetic and no-nonsense people. So beavers fit right in. Beavers are often referred to as the ‘steel rodents’. … ‘Often’ is of course a relative term.

Button-like eyes bring out the haters. Haters are gonna hate, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Just keep on being adorable, and let the rough and tumble beavers do their thing.

Button-like eyes and a thumbs up, sometimes beavers can be just so darned adorable. Who doesn’t want to just run up and squeeze the stuffing out of this little guy? This is a face that screams “Pet this beaver.”

Question: “Have Beavers contemplated Quantum Mechanics or any other forms of non-Newtonian physics? It may be the key to building a better dam.” – Christopher A., Pittsburgh PA

Answer: Beavers are a little quantum shy at this point. Forgetting to carry the 1 can have dire consequences.

Diplomat and 6th president John Quincy Adams had some words about leadership that beavers hold in high regard.

Iconoclast Todd McFarlane has a visual style that jumps off the page, and beavers are really drawn to that individuality. Don’t be surprised to see beavers flipping through back issues of Spawn or the newer series Haunt.

Relaxation is an important aspect of beaver life, those who work hard need to play hard. Fishing is one way they do it. But they might not be doing it right.

Maintenance of the homestead is something that beavers take special pride in. It is extremely unlikely that you’ll ever see a beaver pushing a lawnmower without a smile on his face.

Preparation is something the beavers know a lot about. They store for winter and for drought. They do not, however, fear a zombie apocalypse. Instead, they store for something much more sinister, the Zombie Alpacalypse. Zombie Alpacas aren’t really dangerous, since they are vegetarians. They just look weird and freak out beavers.