Ponytail

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Apr 21st, 2012
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Ponytail


Conventions such as these are inter special. All creatures have the silver ponytail crowd, and they tend to migrate to the north east sections of the territory.

Explosions

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Apr 6th, 2012
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Explosions

Everyone knows beavers are cool, but how cool exactly? Beavers do not even look back at the explosions behind them. That cool.

Web Designers

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Feb 10th, 2012
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Web Designers

Pony-tails and coffee-stained teeth are just two physical atributes of hard working freeance website designers.  Their domain is the coffee shop, their prey is the small business.

Portals

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Jan 12th, 2012
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Portals

Question : What is the beavers single greatest technological advance? – Harrison S.,   Needham, MA

Answer: Actually, Harrison,  beaver scientists discovered portal technology  back in 2003, but they only really wanted to chase their tails, and it didn’t lead to anything productive.

Anti-Censorship

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Jan 9th, 2012
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Anti-Censorship

Politically minded beavers all recognize that the plans to govern the internet threatens their way of life.  Join them in opposing internet censorship.

Rugby

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Jan 4th, 2012
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Rugby

Battered and burnt isn’t just for your mother-in-law’s chicken kiev.  Beavers  play hard,  and sport even harder.  When a ball and a field present themselves, you’ll hear the call go out.  “SCRUM!”

Hula

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Dec 31st, 2011
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Hula

Inexplicably, beaver hips have evolved to a point that allow them to master the Hawaiian hula dance quite easily.  The only other land mammal besides humans with such genetics is the tapir, but they look silly doing it.

Underroos

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Dec 27th, 2011
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Underroos

Enamored with the brightly colored costumes and amazing adventures, beavers are big fans of the comic book genre.  So Underroos were an obvious big seller in beaver department stores.

Burping

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Dec 26th, 2011
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Burping

Communication is one hallmark of an organized society.  Beavers are known for signalling each other when danger is about with their famous tail slap.  But equally effective, though seldom used, is the danger burp, which can carry for 2 miles.

Grinch

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Dec 25th, 2011
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Grinch

Dr. Seuss  told some pretty amazing tales and wrote more than a few entertaining stories.  A little known fact is that in the original tale of the Grinch, he had written in a beaver instead of a dog for his sidekick.  But beaver representatives protested, and in order to avoid any bad publicity, the sidekick part was rewritten to it’s current form.

Snowball Fights

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Dec 21st, 2011
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Snowball Fights

Hibernation is something for weaker animals.  Beavers work through the winter months, not only because they have things to accomplish, but also because they love a good snowball fight.

Hockey

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Dec 17th, 2011
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Hockey

“Don’t beavers play hockey?” – Riley Z, Normal, IN

Actually, beavers have an insatiable appetite that gets in the way of much of their sport leisure activities.  They have the same problem with baseball and field hockey.  Yet another reason why bowling has taken hold in beaver society.

Tripping

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Dec 12th, 2011
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Tripping

Clumsiness is not always an  issue.  Sometimes it is.

Harley Riders

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Nov 30th, 2011
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Harley Riders

Noticeably burly and yet stylish, beavers require a certain mix of both form and function in their choice of motorcycle.  So American made Harley-Davidson are the only motorcycle you’ll see them ride.

Love or Zombie

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Nov 26th, 2011
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Love or Zombie

Unfortunately, it can be difficult to know if your beaver friend is only in love and not a zombie.  You can wait to see if they start to try to bite you.  But if you are the object of their affection, they may be trying to bite you out of love.  So look for the flattened tail.

Silence speaks volumes

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Nov 22nd, 2011
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Silence speaks volumes

The Daily Beaver congratulate the students of UC Davis for their impressive display of silence as a form of protest. 

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