Dystopian stories do not always touch on how beavers react to such a future, but they have been picked up by in fan fiction. With Hunger Games, you’ll find that beavers do not fare well, as they tend to eat their weaponry.

Eternally adventurous, beavers have a strong oral history. And as a spice to the scarey stories of beaver-days past, beavers love to pull out the flashlight.

Operatic beavers are hard to come by. There’s probably not enough in the whole population to create the 3 Tenors. But they do still like a good night at the theater.

Hollywood cinema has a brief love affair with beavers in the late 1970′s, but people tended to snicker at titles like this, and the money dried up. Still, there are are quotes that will live in movie history forever, like “Get your hands off me, you damned dirty beaver!”

Twitterpaitted was how it was once described. Katy Perry has built up a strong following among young beavers, and really, who could blame them.

Courage in the face of adversity is a motto for beavers. But when faced with a giant baby, only absolute terror remains. … No photoshop needed.

Frederick Douglass was many things. He was a gifted orator, passionate writer, and a philosopher about life and freedom. Douglass was a freed slave, in both body but also in his mind. It is a state of mind we should all seek to obtain. Beavers know this, and hold his works in the highest esteem.

Manipulation of the DNA of nature is something that beavers are in most ways opposed to. But there are those of us who would get on board if we crossed an octopus with a beaver. Think of all the things we could get done with the beaver work ethic and the multiple limbs of the octopus.

Beavers love a rave, and deadbeav3r is a staple act at these all night parties.

Conventions such as these are inter special. All creatures have the silver ponytail crowd, and they tend to migrate to the north east sections of the territory.

Championship level has it’s challenges, and some creatures just don’t play fair. It’s times like this that beavers refer back to that old adage, “Narwhals are jerks.”

Intimidation is not something that beavers know. Their prowess as staring champions is in part because they recognize that size does not matter. …. Still building…

Eternally cool and calm, beavers are champions at staring contests. In all of the animal world, beavers hold the most staring trophies. … We’re building to something here.

Inspiring words from William Henry Channing, whose symphony is one that beavers share.

Penguins may not have been the right choice to hold down the daily cartooon. Apparently they play hard, and aren’t much for cleaning up.

Emergency dogs are so recognizable in our current society. Their bravery is recognized in everything from building collapses to tornado damage areas. Penguins certainly do not want to take their hard work and history away from them. But we should recognize that their path was actually blazed by penguins, who have been working the rescue circuit long before dogs took over.

Flamingos are show offs, every bird species knows this. They spend a lot of time on their image. And the sleeping on one foot is their trademark. Penguins do it as well, but they don’t brag about it. It’s no big thing.

Cassowary have the reputation for being the most fierce temperament among all bird species. But when talking shear power, they are only second best. Don’t piss off a penguin.

Penguins have strong ties to their avian past, and they are especially reverent to those who have gone. For the dodo, they will pour one out in tribute.

Penguins have very few construction tools, living in Antarctica. A penguin carrying an ice pick is no cause for alarm, as that is a building implement for them. But when you see a penguin carrying a crowbar, take heed. That generally means he’s going to go to talk to someone in a very one-sided conversation.