Collegiate life has it’s ups and downs, even for beavers. And there are those beaver that we know who search out relaxation and escape to cope.  If you have a munchies friend, stand by them and help them get off the snacks.

Positive affirmation from musical legend and agricultural activist Willie Nelson.

Understandably, good oral hygiene is something that is very important for beavers.  For creatures who live and die by the tooth, a good toothbrush is the most important impliment. 

Periodically we get asked at the Daily Beaver how much wood a beaver chucks, and is it comparable to their wood chucking kin.  On average, beavers do not chuck as much wood as a woodchuck chucks. But we’d like to introduce Stanley.  He chucks more wood than a woodchuck chucks.  He is, in fact, the wood chucking champ.

Questions: “Do beavers have any natural enemies?” Janet K., Winter Haven, FL

Only one.  Sit ups.

Accordingly, when you have a mullet, no matter what species you are, you’re likely to drive a bitchin’ Camaro.  You might also play hockey.

Question: “Do beavers practice meditation? Do they align their Chakras and view the universe with their Third Eye?” – Tom Q, Moon Township

Yes, beavers are very spiritual.  Despite working hard most of their day, they do spend time looking inward and pay attention to their karma.

Controversy continues in the facial hair crowd.  No one can say for certain if the goatee replaced the handlebar mustache to signify ‘evil’, of if the handlebar mustache went away and the goatee just filled the vacuum.

Christopher in Pittsburgh wanted to see a Bruce Lee beaver, and this is  what Bruce Lee said about the truth.

Whatever this beaver is holding is having a huge impact on his mental health.  What is do you suspect is behind the black box?

Mistaken for the Cheet from time to time, there is a beaver covered from head to toe in cheetah tattoos.  It’s kinda freaky.

Determination and perspiration go hand and glove for beavers.  Their work ethic has carried into human culture as people in Oregon can be heard to say “I sweated a beaver pint” after a good workout at the gym.

Nervousness can manifest itself many different ways.  But on first dates, you’ll find beavers chattering like a chipmunk.  It doesn’t usually help the date.

Marketing is a vital component of any sale, and this especially true in the highly competitive world of breakfast cereal. So when beavers insisted that Beaver Drops was a good name and over rode their marketing company, they did themselves a huge disservice.

Astonishingly stealthy, what you don’t know is that right now, behind you, a beaver is lurking. 

Valentine’s Day may mean something to many beavers, but there are those beavers who are all alone.  And nothing is more sad than a crying beaver.

Seminal actor Morgan Freeman has his own meme, and one good meme deserves another.

Assimilation will come for us all. As soon as beavers figure out smart phone technology, the slippery slope will take hold and the will end up on large cubic starships.

Historically, famous artists have had various phases that their work has gone through. Pablo Picasso is noted for having many periods, but under-reported and underrated was his very short Beaver Period.  It really only lasted a day or so.

Pony-tails and coffee-stained teeth are just two physical atributes of hard working freeance website designers.  Their domain is the coffee shop, their prey is the small business.